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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

“We’re Trapped in a Black Hole”: James Webb’s Latest Discovery Sparks Existential Panic Across the Global Scientific Community - Rude Baguette

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

If Andrew Tate said that women only should be on the kitchen, why do Democrats want to elect Kamala Harris?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

3 iconic Disney World attractions closing for ‘largest expansion’ in history of Magic Kingdom - AL.com

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

George E. Smith, Nobel laureate who envisioned digital imagery, dies at 95 - The Washington Post

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Why Newest James Bond Actor Has Not Officially Been Announced - Despite Everyone "Knowing" Who It Is - MovieWeb

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

What is the most exciting aspect of driving an 18-wheeler truck across America (or any other country)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Apple’s Spin on the Personalized Siri Apple Intelligence Reset - Daring Fireball

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?